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candise — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 20:22:00 +0000

Chops: Can we loot them?

DM: They’re kind of composed of rotting flesh.

Aesh*: And loincloths.

Huffy: WANT!!!

Aesh: Add that to your bauble collection.

*note: In the prolonged absence of updated posts, Silka Sparkleshod was tragically murdered by a common monster thug. Fortunately, Aesh (a 4th level Dragonborn Dragon Shaman) was there to take her spot.

candise — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 03:20:20 +0000

Silka: What happened to the orgy? Instead, all we got is a fucking blood-mouthed panther.

Chops: T-Shirt!!

candise — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 04:46:20 +0000

DM (to Hecuba): You are large. You have a 10′ reach.

Nutsworth: Yeah, you’re practically hitting him with your dick.

candise — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 03:01:18 +0000

Chops: I hold a knife to his neck and say, “Who’s the boss now, fucker?”

Franklin: And I run up behind you and give you a wedgie.

Chops: Well the jokes on you buddy. I’m not wearing any underwear.

candise — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 02:19:06 +0000

Nutsworth: Do you guys think that there is a moment when you are coming down from Rage, and you are like, “Whoa. What the fuck.”

Silka: Yeah, you’re like. “Ugh. That was weird. Sorry about that.”

Hecuba: Its like having an orgasm.

DM: Its a rage-gasm.

candise — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 05:07:17 +0000

Chops (still upset that the Slip ‘n Slide move didn’t work): We’re in some kind of mystery space right now, the law of physics don’t apply. I want you to pour whatever kind of cooking oil you have in this house over me and see if you all can hold me.

candise — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 03:11:28 +0000

Nutsworth: You’re all greased up. Just slip and slide right into him.

Dwarf: Roll for Crocodile Mile.

Nutsworth: Slip ‘n Slide that mutherfucker.

Chops: Okay. I’m sliding feet first.

Dwarf: Or you could slide head first.

Nutsworth: No, if given a choice, you should always slide feet first.

Chops: Yeah, I’m Pete Rose.

candise — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 02:56:53 +0000

Loki: There’s only two guys left. You guys can handle them, right?

Chops: No problem. I’m just greased up and sitting in front of a pillar full of hands.

candise — Sat, 22 May 2010 03:48:15 +0000

Nutsworth: Oh, I’ll just do Magic Missiles. I always roll 4′s on Magic Missiles.

Silka: Why don’t you just always use Magic Missiles? Its a shoe-in.

Pam: When you’ve got discs and mouths, you’ve always gotta question it…

candise — Sat, 22 May 2010 03:43:33 +0000

Nutsworth Littlebone holding hands with Professor Badgles and throwing a Magic Mouth, as drawn by Dawn. Note the steampunk boots.