DM: Under the mattress and next to some Tiefling porn, you find a velvet bag.
Loki: I’m not touching it!
Dwarf Lundren: You know what’s in a velvet bag? Butt-beads. There are butt-beads in that bag. And hashish.
Chops Fla’nel: It’s like a whole kit in there. Butt-beads and hashish.
